Hey there all. Jiawen here (:
I am posting mainly in respond to Naomi's post.
Firstly, there are absolutely no flaws at all for joining the squuzers club. Instead, you get protection from perverts who pretend to be decent (ah-em) namely the 'anti squuezer club' so much for being called anti squuezer, they are srsly perverted! Oh and delia from the squuzer club joined the anti squuezer club! If the ppl in squuezer club is really perverted, then ah wells. the ppl in the anti squuezer club is too! So they have no differencce from our club except that our slogan and handshake is much much much more cool and fab than the anti- squuezers!
Secondly, meli got squuezed cos her butt was naughty (hehehehehe) yupps. naughty butt! oh and we don't go to jail for squuezing butts. you don't see any of us in jail yet don't you!
Thirdly, we don't charge membership fee! Who said we did? lolss.
Lastly, we do not go to jail and i repeat, we do not go to jail and we never will. And we give muchhh better benefits! Firstly, we protect you from getting squuzed (unless you're naughty) and, its free with awesomely cool ppl in the club, nameky me! So....
JOIN THE SQUUEEZER CLUB TODAY!
Our slogan is...
sQUUEEZE OR BE SQUUEZED!
A 2matohead spoke, red and juicy;
7:22 PM
