hello all?
are you feeling lost? lonely? want to belong? don't want to be squeezed? then join the SQUEEZERS CLUB!!! we offer guidance in the hot new talent of squeezing. we are also a large family where no one will ever feel left out! also, our tagline: SQUEEZE! OR BE SQUEEZED!
see you guys? how much you benefit from joining the squeezers club? uh huh. plus we have a cooler handshake than the anti squeezers! you have everything to gain and nothing to lose! don't hesitate! join the squeezer's club today!!
no membership fee required!
to join today contact
dorothy loo, president
cheong jia wen, vice president
A 2matohead spoke, red and juicy;
6:10 PM
