ahhh this is an outrage!
meli says:
DOWN WITH THE ANTI-SQUEEZERS!
oh, did i hear you ask, WHY?
firstly, the anti-squeezers are L-A-M-E!
secondly, the squeezer's handshake is so much cooler!
thirdly, the squeezer's club promise SO MUCH MORE! (the list of benefits really IS never-ending! you know know just HOW MUCH you're gonna get out of joining us)
fourthly, anti-squeezers get squeezed. now, i trust that you'd rather be a squeezer than be squeezed, huh!
also, membership in the squeezers club is absolutely F-R-E-E and long-termed! (so much better than the anti-squeezers that charge $815735186434 monthly *oh poooh* ms anti-squeezer over there just didnt mention the club's flaws, tsk tsk)
BEING A MEMBER OF THE SQUEEZERS CLUB GUARANTEE YOU NOTHING BUT REWARDS! WE ARE AWARE OF YOUR SPECIAL GIFT IN SQUEEZING, AND APPRECIATE YOU FOR THAT! WHAT'S MORE, IT'S SO MUCH EASIER TO GET YOUR STATUS AS A NORMAL, BORING, OLD, HUMAN EARTHLING, ELEVATED TO THAT OF A PROFESSIONAL AND RENOWNED SQUEEZER!
SO...
JOIN THE SQUEEZERS CLUB TODAY!
(AND BOYCOTT THE ANTI-SQUEEZERS, WOULD YOU)
;D
A 2matohead spoke, red and juicy;
6:15 PM
