HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

ok no idea why i did that but someone other than melissa has to post. i mean the rest of you are just torturing a poor innocent creature causing her to slowly wither to her death. And thats MY JOB aka - screaming in her ear during class.

however be free to give me other ideas to torture her. I'm getting tired of making high-pitched noises in people's ears.

ANYWAY.....................um......i forgot what i was going to say....haha!

Going on to another topic, I've posted 2 jokes on this blog (well at least I think they're jokes) and i shall post one more. tell me if they're funny or not and i shall continue otherwise i shall not.

anywayyyyyyyy the question is

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

(various responses from ppl - not true of course)

GEORGE W. BUSH
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

COLIN POWELL
Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

HANS BLIX
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed access to the other side of the road.

MOHAMMED ALDOURI (Iraqi ambassador to the UN)
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don't even have a chicken.

SADDAM HUSSEIN
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.


MAHATHIR MOHAMAD
What was wrong in the chicken crossing the road? The West think they can decide the way the chicken should cross. Well, this means I can't retire yet.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain. Alone.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA
In my days, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.

ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX
It was an historical inevitability.

DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, The chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told!

VOLTAIRE
I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death its right to do it.

RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?

CAPTAIN KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

FOX MULDER
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?

BILL GATES
I have just released MS eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of MS eChicken 2003.

ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS
I missed one? Dang!

GREETINGS HUMANS :D

oh lookit! this colour is so prettyful HAHAHAH so anyways the blog is like dead! dead! dead! dead! oh wait this was supposed to be one of those posts without punctuations and all. okay okay. rewind!

OKAY THIS TIME NO PUNCTUATIONS AND IT SHALL BE IN CAPS BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT NYAH NYAH SO ABOUT THE HOMEWORK COLUMN I THINK SETTING ONE UP ON THE BLOG WOULD BE TOO MAFAN BECAUSE THEN SOMEBODY WOULD HAVE TO UPDATE IT EVERYDAY AND WE CANT FORCE SOMEONE TO COME UPDATE EVERYDAY THAT WILL BE MEAN AND MG GIRLS ARE NOT MEAN BECAUSE WE ARE NUTURED IN THE MOST FINEST OF SCHOOLS HAHAHA THAT TOTALLY MADE SENSE I KNOW :D GASP IMAGINE SAYING ALL THAT IN ONE BREATH YOU'LL BE UNSTOPPABLE

HEY YOU GUYS ARENT POSTING ANYMORE ): SOBS HAHAHAHAHAHAH OKAYOKAY THIS POST IS BLASPHEMY SO I THINK I SHALL STOP NOW

BUT SERIOUSLY POST THE BLOG IS DYING AND TOMATOES ARE ROTTING

OOH LUNCHBOX DAY WAS THE BEST

THE 10 CENT COIN GAME IS AWESOME STUFF HOHOHO WE SHOULD TOTALLY PLAY IT MORE OFTEN MANZXXZXZXZ

MELISSA, OUT

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(My, that was colourful)

Suehuey is such a non-believer. GASP. You do know that i come by to drop a tag every now and then, and that i do read your tags, huh darling! Busy with my own blog? Figures.

So anyway the post i promised you since long ago! But seriously, there's no more funny in me. Go read my blog now. I kinda-sorta post in retrospect so it's all boring stuff :D I normally don't post in retrospect, however, being forced to update means you get lousy half-hearted posts about blood tests and mass crapping sessions in Bowling. Don't forget playing with powder! YES YES PLAYING WITH POWDER OH MY TIANZ SO COOLZ MAN.

The other day i was at the doctor's and because i was expecting to wait 43624536945 hours like i did the last time, now i was prepared and armed with my arsenal of Things To Kill Boredom And Time With, which included: The God of Small Things to read and look deep while nodding fervently at the things I agree with and go "OOH AAH YES THAT'S IT THAT'S THE MEANING OF LIFE" at some point when I have a revelation whilst reading it (didn't happen), Science textbook cause i like Science (HAHAHAHA not really i forgot to do my tuition work). Then went to the coffeeshop to eat after that. I hate drinks with chunky bits in cans. Like canned water chestnut. IT'S A MONEY MAKING SCAM I TELL YOU. I can neverrrr get the bits out. They should at least have the decency to include in small print at the bottom of cans like this with chunky bits inside something like "Disclaimer: This can was designed so people like you can't get the chunky bits out. Yes, we know, we cheat your feelings! Any loss of life or injury incurred as a result of attempting to remove pieces from can will not be our fault, so don't bother trying. Hah. Hah. Suckerrr." So I drank my water chestnut. Without the water chestnut bits. ): That's like chicken rice without the chicken. See if I ever buy canned water chestnut again. Hmph.

REMEMBER YOUR SEMESTRAL PAYMENT FORMS AND CHEQUES TOMORROW or i might have to kill you.

Melissa, out.

hey aditi here again! i got this joke via email and i thought it was quite funny so I posted it here.

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep.

Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

Watson ponders for a minute.

"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks.

"Someone has stolen our tent".

Hello 2M!
This is a revival post from the ever witty...JOY! Wahaha, I amm saving this blog from dying! But before any other crapping gets in session, I'd like to wish everyone a HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY! Yupyup, hope you all had a good time. (I had a K-drama marathon and my eyes are popping out. o.O) Other than that, I shall go on to say some other random thing: My brother is playing his PSP in my toilet. -_-"
I don't know if any of you guys know, but PSP has this really fun Japanese drumming game, and if you can play through the whole song without mistakes -- you get a really cute gold crown. So my brother is trying to finish a song but to no avail. So he has sat all over the house is search of GOOD GAMING FENG SHUI. (There isn't such a thing so don't try.) So I suggested the toilet and he marched right in.
So now, he's sitting on top of my toilet bowl making growling noises and giving everyone who walks past a wrong idea. He sounds like a constipated Ah Pek who lost the lottery. Yup, think along those lines and you could imagine. HURHUR.
Well well, thats the end of this COOL post. Thanks to those who bothered to read it. HAHAHA. But of course we want MELI back! Melissa, don't forget our darling class blog ya?
Sincerly,
FISHLIPS! :D (JOY)
PS: My brother ain't winning. And I quote, "STUUPPIDD. Why everytime I play this game I itchy here itchy there?" Guys are strange. My test study: MY BROTHER.

Labels: random blabber

Hi again. Aditi here. sorry for posting the answer so late but Jennifer is SOOOOOOOOO right.
(many ppl complained that they couldn,t see the image so i uploaded it again, i hope its OK)

Sing a Happy Birthday song.



Howzzzzzz that!!!!!!!

HELLO PEOPLE! THIS ISTHE CIP COMMITTEE. (: JUST TO LET ALLOF YOU'ALL KNOW THAT THE GAMES WE ARE HAVING FOR THE GREEN WEEK: 1) BOWLING - 2 counters -USING COCONUT(6) AS THE BALLS -USING TIN CANS(54) AS THE BOWLING PINS the people will hv 3 tries... 2)EGG GAME the 'customers' will have to try to throw ping pong balls onto the egg carton and different points will be awarded to the different bands ( red-3 points, green- 2points, blue-1 point).and from the points collected, different prizes would be given. (: yup. -USING A EGG CARTON -USING PINGPONG BALLS(5) 3) THROWING-RUBBER-BANDS GAME - the people will throw the rubber band into the ice-cream sticks and the person who can successfully throw the most no. of rubber bands into the ice-cream sticks wins! 4) MARBLES AND CHOPSTICKS in this game, 10 marbles will be placed in each container, filled with water. The person who can pick up the most no. of marbles with their chopsticks within 30 secs wins! REMINDER: EVERYONE HAS TO BRING 2 TIN CANS ON MON - COMPULSORY!!! thanks, ur faithful CIP comm.

HI aditi here. this is kinda my first post ever on a blog. yes i know its quite pitiful. anyway the blog is quite dead so i shall ask all of you a question:-

Imagine you are in Africa. You have been tied hanging on a tree with a rope anchored on the ground, a candle is slowly burning the rope, and the lion is waiting for you to drop and be his lunch.

Your survival hinges on the rope staying intact, there is no one around to help you.

What do you do?
I shall put up the answer in a few days. in the meantime have fun guessing and throwing chocolate cakes at your neighbour.

Aditi

PS : you can eat the cake if you want to instead of throwing it away.

HI HI HI HI HI HI HI PEOPLE (PEE-PAL) hurhur.

MELISSA here. 2M'S BLOG IS DEADDEADDEAD ): NONONO. DEADDEADDEAD. SOBSOBSOB ): Haha that was random! :D

Jenny's posts NEVER have any punctuations! So cool. I think i'll try her style.

RAWRR PEOPLE YOU ARE NOT POSTING ANYMORE THAT STINKS STINKS STINKS MUAHAHAHAH OKAY OKAY YEAH THE BLOG IS BECOMING RATHER DEAD SO IM GONNA SPICE THINGS UP A LITTLE BY ENTERTAINING YOU WITH A LONG LONG POST WITH NO PUNCTUATION MARKS AND MAKE YOU GO WHOA AND CLAP YOUR HANDS

NOW, SAY "WHOA!" *CLAP CLAP CLAP*

My job is done.

Melissa, out.
P/S: TAG ME PEEPS! meli-says.blogspot.com

HEYA HEYA PEOPLE HAHA THIS IS JENNY HERE AND I AM SO HAPPY THAT I HAVE DECIDED TO USE CAPS TO RIGHT THIS WHOLE POST HAHA OK MAYBE I SHLDNT anyway i am so proud of mgs cos we soo rock haha the netties won the west zone title haha NO 1 whooohoooo anyway i think we shld all give them a round of appluase haha as you can see i am a bit hyper now cos my match is TOMORROW ahhhhh hmm... maybe the nervousness has taken over me ohwells i am posting to congratulate the netties haha ok
kudos
jenny :)

hello people! it's un-officially the last day of school! whoo! hahah. but we have like truckloads of work. those teachers. those people with no heartttt. ohman, they ruin our lives. especially the chinese book. i'll take a million years to finish. ):

and there's cross country tomorrow. and after that is the CHINESE CULTURE CAMP. shoots man. shoot that camp off, please. it's so, dunno how to say. EXTRA'S THE WORD. yes, extra. and we're doing like what? paper cutting? and chinese painting? it's like super sian la! like take your scissors and cut cut cut? and paint what? mountains and water? that's so not my thing la. this chinese culture camp thing just has to ruin my holidays, if not yours. and on saturday we're freaking going to CHINATOWN. AGAIN. like what's with chinatown man. so cheena la. and i bet the tour guide will speak in chinese like mad. hahaha. (: not really looking forward to it though. not at all.

and after that starts the super homework-till-school-starts period. how wonderful. oh all that whining is getting rather out of hand. but i am really not looking forward to any of the things that we'll be doing tomorrow and the day after. and 7.40am in the morning is really early! for me la, that is. who wakes up so early on weekends? :P

haha. ok i shall seriously stop all that whining. hahah and ENJOY YOUR HOLIDAYS!

<3 suehuey

2M's GONNA KNOCK 'EM DEAD :D

I utterly love 2M. <<33>
Well well, congrats to 'em soccer players! Well done for doing our class proud yo? I tell you I was darn hysterical while watching you guys play. (I screamed for practically everything, even when you guys were walking. -_-") Ya, and Empress (Elizabeth) had to keep telling me to calm down and keep quiet. Haha, it was darn exciting lah! Especially the part when you guys did the penalty kick thing. Oh well, though we didn't win, at least we got second! Congrats, congrats.
And, and, and, a special thanks to all the mass skippers who stayed back today. Good news: WE CAN SKIP LIKE 20 TIMES AT ONE SWING. (as in continuosly.) Which was pretty good, cause at first we could only manage 5. -_-" Oh well, but we will continue to try harder! Hahaha. For those who were put through a hard time, SORRY!! If we do win, I will totally treat you guys to candy. :D GANBATTE!
Oh, oh, and the cake today was utterly delicious. (Thanks to Tultul who traded that chocolatey piece with me. IT ROCKED. Thanks. :D) Thanks Zoe for bringing/buying the cake. You are loved. :D Haha. Well that's about it. My rambling shall end here. :D
JOY, the unwitty one. :D