Yo.
Am terribly sorry for the influx of (sporadic) updates by yours truly; it's fun to post on the class blog. I think muchmuch more fun than posting on your own blog actually. So that's why i keep flooding the class blog with tags and posts. Bear with me!
Congratulations to all you little-einsteins who topped the class for Chemistry! Well done darlings! I don't exactly like Chem-the way i intepret the name: CHEM.IS.TRY, says it all. Yeah.
Anyways, 2M is an interesting class! There's Alysia the lame-plastic bag. The "P/S: I Love You" trick is actually very original. Dang, i fell for it! Then Jeanne, who i must say, is idiosyncratic. Have i told you how the genius banged her head on my "stress reduction" pencil case so hard? So hard? Funny kid. Don't forget Jiawen who formed the Squeezers Club... (SECRET) Li Ser, who's also very strange but comical and entertaining. And Jiaxuan who saved us all from bee mayhem! SIYAN TOO! Seriously i don't understand why you people are so brave. It's good, but creepy too! You guys should definitely be promoted to 2M's very own pestbusters. And like charge us 5cents for every bug you terminate... We owe you! Lots of other interesting characters as well; in fact, we're all cool.
Don't forget Jeffrey. Jeffrey, who can speak in Chinese AND English. Who listens to (boring) teachers and brings joy to the class. And most importantly, is STILL surviving despite having its own roots pulled up and out by, umm, mean people.
Let's kickstart the caLAMEity-
If you happen to be an air stewardess, and someone asks you, "Are you an air stewardess?", you could say:
1. No. I'm a fellow passenger. I dress like this to avoid buying a ticket.
2. No. I'm the pilot. On long flights I like to come out and do this just to break the monotony!
3. No. I'm the steward, I'm in love with the pilot and this is how I hope to get his attention!
I got this from my cousin, my spastic-maniac cousin(:
Still needing a skill!
Melissa, out.
P/S: Remember your Heritage Tour forms tomorrow! Bring a red packet. Give Melissa a hug!Labels: Exothermic
A 2matohead spoke, red and juicy;
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