HELLO!

This is random, but Jiaxuan can do this way cool birdcall thing. I don't know how she does it. I've been trying at home and in school, but i end up looking like i suffer from a lip disorder...

The past few days have been nothing short of amazing. Amazingly exciting, amazingly painful. Painful because my tummy hurts from laughing too hard, laughing too many times. And my throat is sore from laughing/talking too much. Had a hell load of a time embarrassing myself today, especially after the Heritage Tour on the way home. Jenny has the coolest tau suan keychain! People think i'm weird. I laugh for no reason. When i look at Jenny's keychain i start laughing, then she laughs, then people stare at us. Gosh! And there was this plank of wood that looked like a dog too! It was a dog! Fine. It was my imagination. Andandand Jenny blew her nose real funny and she made this weird sound! Jenny, you're cool. Insanely cool. This year has been a major laugh-fest; i could get used to this lifestyle!

I like potato chips(: But they're fattening and eating too much is bad. Okay bad's an understatement; it would be tragic, the devastation of all mankind. It would spell the beginning of a generation of bereaved kvetches! Okay basically Melissa would be a very angry girl.

Another lame rhetorical question-
If someone asks you, "Is this the line to the bathroom?" (As in on an airplane)
1. No. This is the line for the movie. There's an outdoor theatre on the tail!
2. No, we all have a phobia for flying facing forward.
3. No, we're lemmings and this is the line for a mass suicide out the rear door!

Melissa, out.
P/S: Dang, i'm really into Paramore and The Click Five :D

JUSTIN(a)! Send me all the retarded pictures we took during Heritage Tour, please and thanks darling!

Labels: Modern Minds and Pastimes

haha looking at the title i guess you shld know who is this i mean who was laughing like mad other than me and mel? haha okay i am jenny here for thoses who didnt see me laughing like mad until i cried after we got off the bus from our heritage tours

i mean it was so funny lah and it all started cos of zoe and siyan funny answers for the w/s that was given to us i mean ask them for their answers if you want a good laugh and sfter that i couldnt stop laughing and whenever i looked at mel she will start giggling which make me laugh even more and we couldnt stop laughing even when we reached the bus stop i mean i was like sweating through my shirt from all that laughing ( i guess you all shld try it ).... burns calories haha anyway it was like super funny and fun day to conclude

and i am like so sad after receiving my results for ca1 i mean the class is like super smart and like it will be so difficult to like top a single thing haha ok thats all

oh and remember next week is health awareness week bring pe t-shirt on the day you are participating

monday: boggle and crossword

tuesday : soccer people

thursday : mass skipping

bye! :)

jenny da pooh

HELLO WORLD! :D
The post of the amazingly witty JOY has finally arrived! (I'm not sure if I even HAVE a sense of humour, but I do know that I have VERY THICK SKIN. Hahaha.) Well, well, well.
Once again, congratulations to all the uber smart tomatoes who scored well in the math test and did well for life science. MAN, you guys are scary. So smart, poor me is scared. HAHAHA. :D I guess I did ok for the math test, considering the fact that I am a mathematical idiot and my grasp of random numbers has always been limited. :D
Other than that, next week is THE LAST WEEK of TERM 1. Oh boy, does time fly. :D I still remember the first day of school when I thought I was going to die, but clearly we all survived. JUST THINK, in a blink of an eye, it'll be MGS ROCS 2! wakaka, I am dang excited yo. I even thought of what I'm going to bring! (I bet y'all are just as excited ya?)
Next week is HEALTH AWARENESS WEEK too!~ Would it be strange if I said that I was looking forward to crosscountry? (NOT that I'm a good runner, so you could stroll with me if you want. :D) It'll be as fun as last year lah! Hoping over horse poo every now and then. Then, there's the interclass stuff too! Mass-skipping rocks major. And I'm sure the soccer team will do well too, cause we've got our hot soccer player Jo Ee playing. HEEHEE.
Oh well, that's the end of it. (Looks like I'm not that witty after all. :P)
<<33 JOY
PS: I think Melissa and Jiaxuan are cute. :D

Yo.

Am terribly sorry for the influx of (sporadic) updates by yours truly; it's fun to post on the class blog. I think muchmuch more fun than posting on your own blog actually. So that's why i keep flooding the class blog with tags and posts. Bear with me!

Congratulations to all you little-einsteins who topped the class for Chemistry! Well done darlings! I don't exactly like Chem-the way i intepret the name: CHEM.IS.TRY, says it all. Yeah.

Anyways, 2M is an interesting class! There's Alysia the lame-plastic bag. The "P/S: I Love You" trick is actually very original. Dang, i fell for it! Then Jeanne, who i must say, is idiosyncratic. Have i told you how the genius banged her head on my "stress reduction" pencil case so hard? So hard? Funny kid. Don't forget Jiawen who formed the Squeezers Club... (SECRET) Li Ser, who's also very strange but comical and entertaining. And Jiaxuan who saved us all from bee mayhem! SIYAN TOO! Seriously i don't understand why you people are so brave. It's good, but creepy too! You guys should definitely be promoted to 2M's very own pestbusters. And like charge us 5cents for every bug you terminate... We owe you! Lots of other interesting characters as well; in fact, we're all cool.

Don't forget Jeffrey. Jeffrey, who can speak in Chinese AND English. Who listens to (boring) teachers and brings joy to the class. And most importantly, is STILL surviving despite having its own roots pulled up and out by, umm, mean people.

Let's kickstart the caLAMEity-
If you happen to be an air stewardess, and someone asks you, "Are you an air stewardess?", you could say:
1. No. I'm a fellow passenger. I dress like this to avoid buying a ticket.
2. No. I'm the pilot. On long flights I like to come out and do this just to break the monotony!
3. No. I'm the steward, I'm in love with the pilot and this is how I hope to get his attention!

I got this from my cousin, my spastic-maniac cousin(:

Still needing a skill!

Melissa, out.

P/S: Remember your Heritage Tour forms tomorrow! Bring a red packet. Give Melissa a hug!

Labels: Exothermic

Hello hello!

3 tests down, 1 to go! Sometimes i think i deserve a kick in the butt. I threw away 1 mark for Life Sciences test damn it! ): The first question! 2.5? 2.50! GOSHERS! Horrible Life Science. The paper was really tricky! If i ever pass the test and even get a good grade, my mom should totally give me a huge Candy Empire lollipop. Or two. For being a genius. If i top the class, i might even be president one day!

Math was okay. Home Econs was... i don't know actually. Frankly i didn't study! And the flyer's due only next Friday (thank you, Ms Loy!). Rushed for nothing. Figures.

ANYWAYS, I HAD THIS SCARY DREAM YESTERDAY. I DREAMT THAT THIS PERSON (I CAN'T REMEMBER WHO) HATED ME BECAUSE I DID NOT SHAKE THE SNOW GLOBE SHE SENT ME ON FACEBOOK AND THUS DID NOT SEE THE PRETTY LITTLE SNOWFLAKES AND THE SNOW MAN. SHE WAS SO OFFENDED SHE HATED ME AND AS A RESULT DOROTHY HATED ME TOO.

Stupid Facebook.

AWESOME. I now have 2 more bowling buddies! SUE HUEY Simon and ZOE Zachary darling!

I NEED A SKILL... I NEED A SKILL... I NEED A SKILL!

Is being stupid and embarrassing yourself in public and getting laughed at, a skill?

Melissa, out.

Yeah. The cowboy. Take your eyes of the (silly and totally phedophile-looking [haha sorry personal joke]) guy and notice the (cool) outfit.

Any volunteers?

I'd love you forever!

Melissa, out.

P.S: Totally loving Paramore's Crushcrushcrush! And Shayne Ward's No U Hang Up. Awesome with a capital A. Or two.

Labels: It's the bulls and blood.

HELLO FELLOW TOMATO HEADS!
Jeanne here (: Haha, I'm really blur. I only found out YESTERDAY from Naomi that we had tests this week. And here I was thinking that this week, we were homeee-freee ;D Ah well! So much for that misconception ): That word looks as if it's spelt wrongly! Oh well. You know what I mean!
Oh did I tell you! WE WON WE WON WE WON! Nanhua I mean! So HA to all of you (my PW group?) who psyched me out by going to their stupid site. They aren't so good after all ;D And it just dawned on me that we're into the semi-finals which means... WE'RE EITHER FIRST, SECOND, THIRD OR FOURTH IN WEST ZONE WHICH MEANS... TROPHYYYY! And getting into the Nationals of course. But a TROPHY! Oh! Oh! Oh! YAY ;D
Anyway, all this talk is pretty irrelevant to a class blog so I shall talk about something else.
Uh. Nevermind. This post shall end here ;D
Good bye, tomatoes!
See you all tomorrow (:

HEYA ALL jenny here! as you all know next week is like test week or something and i guess everyone is mugging now. but you know sometimes we must relax and let lose so stop all you are doing and sing the Spongsbob Squarepants F.U.N song: here goes
F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for you and me
N is for anywhere at anytime at all
down here in the deep blue sea

F is for fire that burns down the whole town
U is for uranium.... BOMBS!
N is for no survival

plankton that is not what fun is about
do it like this
F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for you and me
N is for anywhere at anytime at all
down here in the deep blue sea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

haha as you can see i am greatly affected by the exam sickness too so i am going crazy now
like hyper crazy haha okay back to studying now...
cya all , winnie da pooh:)

hello 2m!

urgh today was well okay i guess. but i sorta was quite scoldy before school ended like during math and chem so i guess dorothy was sorta freaked out by me. hahah. sorry to the people i scolded. namely the person i scolded. haha. and i think melissa and dorothy knows. i was quite irritated, really.

woah 2m, you've got yourself a not-very-tolerant math rep.

hahaha. so yeah mrs hor's coming back soon enough which is like this coming monday so i guess i really have to stop slacking and start acting like a MATH REP. but of you guys really have homework to pass up, do it BY FRIDAY. i've got dribs and drabs of homework dated back a million years ago coming to me okay, and you expect me to pass it up for you. i know i sound mean but sorry, i'm NOT YOUR MAID LAR. before mrs hor's so strict and starts becoming hard on me and i'll so totally die i tell you. hahaha. i'll die. (: so hopefully she's nice, and i'll be very happy. BUT YOU GUYS BETTER HAND YOUR DEAR HOMWORK UP LAA.

hahaha. ok i guess i sound naggy now. very super naggy. but no choice la. sorry for being so scoldy today, people. ohman, if you want me to be happy then pass up your homwork on time. thanks a mil. (:

ok then i'm posting also bcos of melili, our dear chair. she asked me to post, so got no choice. i'll have to rattle on like a math rep lor. the name math rep sounds nerdy. bleagh i can't stand it anymore. hahaha. i guess i really have nothing much to post about already? and so yeah, buhbye and study hard for the coming tests! ESP. MATH. hahaha. SHOW MRS HOR THAT WE'RE GOOD. (:

<3 SUEHUEY

Hello all. Summer has come and passed, the innocent can never last. Wake me up, when September ends. "Honey, September ended months ago." Haha that's how you could put down a Green Day fan. Even wondered why they call themselves Green Day anyway? Not like the sky's always green... More blue, sometimes even grey. They should call themselves... Grey Day. Yes.

Today was one of those "Now I've Seen Everything" days. This morning i put facial foam on my toothbrush thinking it was toothpaste.

The song we sang for Mr Yong was kinda screwed up, but it was cool (: Zoe is so funny! She started the 1-2-3-4 a tad too early and hence was met with the entire class laughing at/with her. Mr Yong is such a nice teacher; never scolding us despite everything we did. Or more aptly put, everything we didn't do... By the way, the cookies cost $31.06(5% off ah), so divide by 33 and each person has to pay 90cents :D I kinda need the ka-ching back, so kindly pay Alysia.

Speaking of Alysia, she's so cute!(: During SS today, Ms Phua asked the group about the penalty of Animal Dissection in the countries where it's a crime, and plastic bag's genius answer was:

"They will dissect you!"

I turned to look at her and burst into a laughing fit. Then she too started vibrating! WOW, now we're solid particles! :D The entire thing lasted 5 min (thank you, pe). I still remember Naomi going "It's not funny, Alysia!" Then Alysia would look at me and i would look at her and we'd start laughing all over again. This is like "Laugh Like A Mad Chicken With Delia"! Just that now, it's Alysia. Who's up next? Embarrassing yourselves in front of the class; bring it!

Oh yes. My mom totally suanned me. Mom's aren't supposed to suan their children! It's like breaking some unspoken law. Cause i was at this shop (i can't remember where, i'm old), and they had this hoop thing like those at carnivals where you throw as many rings and try to get them over the cone.

Melissa: (very ecstatically) MOM I GOT ONE IN I GOT ONE IN! BEAT THAT HAH!
Mom: (walks over calmly). Psh. Easy. (Then she throws the rings and ALL FIVE GO IN.)
Mom: Hmph. Amateur. (AND THEN SHE WALKS OFF AND GOES BACK TO BUYING HER STUFF.)

GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT. I'M GONNA LET YOU ALL IN ON A BIG SECRET.

COME CLOSER COME CLOSER.

Melissa, *squeals* says, the earth is round. :O

Melissa, out.

Hello 2matoes! yup, mr yong is leaving tomorrow and as you all know, melissa would be getting a box of cookies and we would have a card with all our well wishes on it. Mrs Lee also sugegsted that we sing him a song when he comes in during GEL. yup. oh man, i feel so bad that people are posting so many times and i only blog like, once per month? hahaha. i shall try to post more often from now. this is a short short post cos im going to sleep soon after playing tennis today and im tired from all the late night studyings recently. have a good rest everybody and gear up for next tuesday! 15 days more to go to the march holidays! :D -tanhong

Hello

Mr Yong is leaving us tomorrow and Mrs Hor is coming back pretty soon. For some of us it means goodbye to all the 'lets-talk-all-we-want' period, and hello proper Math lesson. Need i say more? We, as a class, have not given Mr Yong a chance. Have you noticed, that for the entire two months, there was never a Math lesson where all 33 students were quiet and paying attention to Mr Yong? Ask yourself, have i been living up to my expectations as a student? Have i been listening to Mr Yong when he teaches us Math? Have i even bothered to give Mr Yong a chance to show us that he is capable of teaching, even if his English might not be the best?

Just look at the number of people talking and doing all sorts of things they shouldn't be doing during Math. Look at the number of people turning their heads back and engaging themselves in a conversation with their friend, without giving a thought about how the teacher feels, when he realizes that his being there and trying his best to teach the students, is of no use? Look at the number of times he has to repeat explanations, because people just don't listen?

Do you realize, that all this while, 2M has been a selfish class towards Mr Yong? He is a good Math teacher; i know one when i see one. If you try to listen, you find that he has got all the concepts and methods, he knows his stuff. But because his English is not very good, naturally it becomes tough for him to be able to teach us well. We were selfish, mean asses.

2M, wake up. Tomorrow is his last day. And we want him to remember us, not only by the cookies and the card. But as the class of 33 that pays attention, and appreciates the teacher, regardless of how lousy he/she might speak or whatever the reason. Respect.

melissa, out.

Labels: Quiet, quiet.

hey babes!(:

im posting here cos meli asked me too. smelly her la. she forced me. kept on bugging me until i gave in. see how nice i am. ahhaha. and she doesnt even bother to post her and shes doing her newspaper. so mean lor. she do hw then force others to post. hmphhhhhh! hahahah. but ohwells. its alright la. cos im watching my show anyway. and it is like slacking. actually, im improving my chinese. telling meli to do the same cos she can improve her chinese too!:D hahahah. im watching a SUPER DUPER funny show right now. and like one of my favourite couples are in it. my fingernails hurt cos like i cut them way too short!): HMPH! shouldnt have! now they're really painful!):

okay lets see...
we have 3 test this week- hist, geog, chem. and i dont exactly yearn for all of it. like hist and geog are memorising subjects lor. can die la. hmphhhh! ohwells. lets hope that they're all easier okay? ahhahaha. i cant wait for the june hols actually. like seriously. i doubt i'll go on a hol but ya. its the hols. and like most probably i'll go for church camp!<3 and like i can go out and stuff. its like so freaking long away!): ohwells.
meli is so funny. she doesnt watch chinese shows! how possible is that man? ahahaha. shes really funny and weird la. ohwells. anyway, im going now. cos like you see. have yo study. i only do that in the night actually. hehehe. okay byeeee!:D


<<3 NAOMI!:D

HELLO HELLO! (this is probably gonna be jibberish post, intended, actually :D)

THE BLOG IS ALREADY HALF DEAD ): Awws. BUT here i am as i promised a few days ago! :D Hurhur. Yepp, so this is in hope of getting all those (very)frequent posters to get back in business babyy! :D

I was packing my bag just now(what! It's being organized okay,hurhurhur), and i stopped to stone for a bit. I stared at the timetable and scanned every subject (i don't know why haha) I ended up make some very lame puns out of subject names cause i was bored. They ARE actually COOL, if you take time to appreciate them:

You LIT up my life by forcing me to read more storybooks!
I made HISTORY in History.
I love GEOGGING(jogging)!
Get high on Math(Meth)!
CHEMISTRY sucks without you(Get this totally sexy pun? :D)

Sorry, i have more but the others are very stupid. Really. Really stupid. You know, sometimes, i think i'm reallyyyy cool? Like for now.

We have tests this weel! Quite a lot. Now where's the joy in life? Flushed down the toilet, no?

melissa, out.

Labels: LAME PUNS ARE LOVE

HELLO TOMATOES (:
is it toh-MAE-toes or toh-MA-toes? one never knows ):
i'm here to make the blog seem lively again, since TWO posts in ONE day probably means it's far from dead, right? hopefully heh.
i just found out from nay that there's a chem test on wednesday ): any other tests? what homework is there anyway. zhou ji and... uh. heh i forgot. i'll remember though, some day :D miss hor is coming back really soon. that means mr yong is going ): no more fun periods ): it's like our dose of a free period everyday :D but i think that if you actually DO listen, he's quite a good teacher haha. i think. never actually tried :/
anyway. i haven't started on all the homework so as usual my sunday nights are gonna be crazzzzy :P
listen to the tag and come support huimin ANDDD me! haha actually i'm not even sure we're getting supporters from sec 2. but i think so :/ but we're starting this thursday on our match against nanhua. they're REALLY good so i'm REALLY scared cause if we lose that's so lose face! but it's okay :D at least we got to quarter finals! oh gosh this is really really unluckytalk ): we're totally gonna get first babyy! haha, i hope so at least. like REALLY REALLY WILL-DIE-FOR HOPE FOR TASTE OF SUPERCOOLVICTORY HOPE FOR kind of hope. :D wow if we do, i think i'd faint. anyway! i kind of side-tracked heh.
now my competitions have been changed to monday and thursday. that means i've got to do PE! and i don't get to miss home econs. all i get to miss now on mondays is ART ): cause our dismissal is later too. at ONE ): instead of 12! ): and thursday... i forgot what i'm missing. chem, i think :/ heh i wish i'd miss all the chinesesss :D that'd be so cooool ;D
anyway. long enough post. so now everyone can declare,
OUR BLOG IS ALIVEEE! ;D
good night :D
JEANNEEEE NG. LI WEN!
haha, is it just me, or does that rhyme? :/

heyho the dally oh!!! (:

i havent really posted on this blog. okay fine. i havent posted at all. but whatever. i've been busy with cheerleading and stuff.
in case you didnt know, we're having nationals on the 16th of march which is kinda sad because we'd be training the entire march hols week and like my birthday is on the 11th of march and like i'd be training on my bday. but nvm. for the sake of the lovely sizzlers, i'd do anything for them (:
especially if it involves hot guys. okay, kinda irrelavent. sorry d:
anyway, we need all the help we can get because the judges give points to the teams which have sort of like the most "supportive" audiences so if the school gives free tickets, for the lovely me, you guys have to go okay (:
i'm not really sure about any of the details yet but i'm just saying that if they do give free tics, then i'd be very disappointed if my dear 2matoes didnt go ):
i'm going to go shopping for bday presents tomorrow because i missed quite alot of peoples birthday /:
sorry bout that.
i love you guys.
<3huimin

oh my oh my oh my. the 2mato blog is quite quite dead. happy valentine's day in advance dearest fellow 2matoes! thanks to everyone who came down for the heart folding competition. although we probably won by default. anyway, a very impressive 210 hearts were folded by the awesome 2matoes! yayy! we have a lot of stuff to do this week and thank goodness the week is almost over, but we still have ss project to hand up on friday. ): and hang in there 2matoes! we can make it through this really busy busy week!

door-othy's closed

FOLDING HEARTS COMPETITION:

• 12th February(Tuesday), 11am to 11.20am at the CONCOURSE
• (2 magazines,1 stack of newspapaers provided)
• bring your own scissors

FOLD AS MANY HEARTS AS POSSIBLE :D

hello! tanhong here. okay, here are the steps to folding paper hearts. fyi, we are going to participate in the folding paper hearts competition on Valentines Day, so yeah, we have to win! :D
alight here they are:







and...TADAAAAAAAAAA! yup, its that simple.

HAPPY FOLDING AND HAVE A WONDERFUL CNY EVERYONE!

hey darlings.

sorry im not saying 2matoes cos its so weird. then it'll be like im the farmer or smth talking to her tomatoes. hahaha. its actually quite funny leh. and retarded. ohwells. i know A LOT of people are ponning school tmr. which is bad huh. but ohwells. but im not!^^ cos im going out after the celebration and also cos im a good good girl!:D no la. my mummy say cannot cos its lying blah blah blah. ohwells. it SHOULD be fun cos we'll ALL get high and all like last year!:D

i feel so quiet this year. dont you think so too? i was SO noisy last year la. and in like p6 and p5 also lor. now im like SO quiet. and like SERIOUSLY. oh but mrs lee and mrs lam are SO funny. they're so retarded which is like so FUNNNYYYY!(: i dont even know why i laugh like mad but i just do la. hehehe.

oh and like you should TOTALLY read ps, i love you. its SO SUPER DUPER good la please. its very touching and sweet la. READ IT AND THEN WATCH IT! its good to read then watch la. i dont know why but its like better i guess. forgot why already. hehehe. and and and gosh we have so much hw this week la. on account i havent even started reading my reading book leh. seriously. im only on like page 56 or smth? cos im totally using ALL my time to read ps, i love you. hahahah. which is SO super duper bad leh. and we have life science. and hmmm, english and art and oh gosh. its a overflowing and never ending list la please. gosh that sucks.

it really does but ohwells. im super glad that i EVEN manage to get through the whole of last year and the first month of this year!^^ and im super duper happy cny is like SO SUPER DUPER NEAR! and im moving like in 9 days time which makes it even better. cos my new house is SUPER DUPER nice. looks that is. and its MUCH better and all la. hehehe. okay anyway im going now. should be happy and proud that i posted. tag me too!:D
www.that-perfectlove.blogspot.com

<<3 NAOMI!:D

ps, i love you...

HELLO ALL :D

Okay this is the second nonsensical post in two days, but i feel the need to clarify some things. Dorothy! Tsk post for the sake of embarrassing me!

But seriously, if moles can be scrubbed off (as my sister says), why not freckles? It HAS been proven possible in this Ng Residence, you know. I don't even know why that question popped out of my mouth... Music today was "get high and embarrass yourself". Namely my stupid rhetorical question, Dorothy's "i'm a rockerdude" (strums the recorder like a guitar), Jenny's "Oops, i played a note a tad too fast" (following this was Vaishu's "very-loud laughter"), and the class sounding so horrible playing together.

Learning keys was, actually quite enjoyable. Did you guys notice Mr Tan doing all sorts of weird actions out of the ordinary? With no relevance to what he was trying to explain? I couldn't help but keep laughing. I don't know. Some people are just so laughable. Their faces scream, "Hey everyone! Laugh at/with me! (Especially if your name is Melissa and you find just staring at my stoned face funny while i contemplate your reactions to my... standing there.) I think i laugh too much.

On a totally random and/or irrelevant topic, yeah, i do have loads of nicknames (okay, only two). To quote Alysia, (very animated face; pointing to xingqiwu zhoubao frontpage news on a monkey, ) "Eh! Melissa! What are you doing on the newspaper!" Then i said she was the plastic bag; Dorothy's, umm, the grass.

COULDN'T SHOW YOU GUYS HOW TO FOLD THE PAPERHEART TODAY ): AND IT'S ON THE 12th! Maybe i'll post the instructions on the blog (and bore you readers)?

I'm contemplating on getting a blog myself. Then you people won't have to spend time reading my stupid posts that make no sense on the class blog. And i won't be the silly-enthu person anymore. Thing is there ain't no thrill in posting on your own blog; posting on the class blog just seems more, fun!

HAPPY CNY! (: THE NEW YEAR BRINGS TO MIND, MORE FISH (AS JENNY SAYS). Ask her for her excellent award-winning explanation, if you want to, that is.

melissa/ahma/monkey, out.

HAPPY CNY! (:

hahaha this is part III of the postings by dorothy melissa and i! hahaha. was supposed to do part II but was too lazy and forgetful and so i didn't post! so dorothy couldn't wait and thus posted part two for me. (:

eve of CNY is tomorrow and i'm so super happy for no particular reason. it's gonna be a nice long break, away from school. and here comes slack time. but like after the CNY will be like HCL and lit test. which is so depressing! that means we have to study during the longg break. ohman. ):

teachers are smart. they load us with homework on longlonggg holidays. and i'm having a bad baddd cough. ohno. my throat is full of phlegm. it just won't go away. ): it's so irritating. there goes my pineapple tart. ): and my new year cookies. now thinking of it i'm sad. oh yah! then i can go see the doc and won't have to go school tomorrow! whoots! great idea. hahaha, but i'm really sick okay. and going to school will only make it worse.

ok that's for part three yeah? somebody post part four! oh and ahma's new name is monkey. hahaha, she has so many nicknames!

suehuey

yayy! happy 30th post 2matoey blog! anyway, this is part 2 of melissa, suehuey and dorothy's marvellous threefold post!
oh! guess what your dearest chairperson asked me during music? "can freckles be scrubbed off?" and i think we all know the answer to that. so melissa feels enlightened now. funny funny funny girl. yupp so have a happy new year all 2matoes! (:

Guess who's back. Back again. Meli's back. Tell a friend.
(haha that was part of an utter blasphemy song by Mr. I-am-Vulgar aka Eminem)

Okay. Oh no? I get laughed at even when i don't want to? WOW, i am Unique! :D

Random post... Anyhow, has it ever occured to you how many parents set double standards? For example, when my parents are busy gushing over some stray cat on the street and it walks away while they are smothering it in all the love they can muster, they just can't stop going on about how cute it is. However, when a CHILD walks away while they're either 1. boring others with mindless embarrassing opprobrium about your naked childhood pictures, 2. nagging at you to clean your desk, haha, they hardly ever find this cute. In fact, you'll probably be met with a "Wah Lao Eh so rude! Your father talking to you halfway you just walk off like that." And then have to endure a one hour lecture infused with threats (ooh scary) and behavioural dogmas of the average teen. Yawn.

ANYWAY, my fatiguing days with learning how to fold paperhearts have been put to an end; thanks to your very genius Tanhong, who helped come up with a super-cool-yet-easy way to fold one of the most challenging/mind-blowingly awesome pieces of art yet- namely the paperheart.

SO, disregard the link in the previous post. Tanhong the origami guru shall teach the class how to fold a paperheart tomorrow during the free period. Please kindly do not vanish into thin air for no reason thank you (:

It has finally occurred to me that i can no longer put on the "No. Ahma is not my name." act. Because everybody is calling me ahma (Jeanne, Jenny, Tannie, Joy, Dorothy, Sue Huey etc.), no more melissa. But i think i quite like the name ahma. It is quite cool, you know. It's like clearing the total misconception of an ahma being totally lame and boring. Ever met an ahma who can bowl? Who can solve a difficult math problem? Who can even bother trying to fold a paperheart? Who calls Alysia, first a money-eating monster, and now a monkey? :D Haha, joking! It actually is cool; i don't mind it anyway (: Goodbye melissa, hello ahma! Next thing you know you'll see typical ahmas riding down the streets in their brand new Harley Davidsons and whatnot...

PS: This is supposed to be part 1 of a very spectacular 3 episode post by me, Dorothy and Sue Huey.

ahma, out.

Aloha Amigos! (I just realised i mixed two languages together but nevermind that.)

This is a serious post, no more mosquitoes or frisbees, no more silly nursery rhymes, no more madchicken ramblings. So read on please! :D

ORIGAMI IS ANNOYING ): Period.

http://www.wikihow.com/Fold-a-Note-Into-a-Heart
So here's a website teaching you how to fold a paperheart. It is the easiest one i've found so far, because others are really really complicated. Check it out! The end product doesn't really look like a heart, but, it's all in the mind hahaha :D Really. I don't get the last step though. Tuck those into long edge of the triangle? Do they mean like tuck it inside? Because then it became really really bulky and fat ):

Okay, things more aptly put: I SUCK AT ORIGAMI AND NEED YOU GUYS IN ON THIS.

To 1M '07ers who helped with the folding of the dollar notes to Mrs Poh, wreck your brain and waste a few sheets of paper and try to remember how we folded the hearts, please? Because i don't recall the paperhearts to look like the ones in the above link. These are rather square shaped at the top ): 2M really requires everybody to help where possible...

In the mean time, you guys can just take a look at the above link and try it out yourselves (: And help melissa the origami-noob-ahma-person figure out. I really appreciate it (:Perhaps i look too much into things?

Anyhoos, i shall see you guys in school tomorrow.

melissa, out.

Labels: DOWN WITH ORIGAMI AND PAPERHEARTS

haha heya people out there this is jenny the pooh here. ah ma is like forcing me to post right now and so here i am. (i know i am so guai right?) ok so how was my day... well today was so boring except after school cos i had to go and see my seniors play and like the sec 1s and 2s had to take a taxi there so like when we got there we had not enough money and so we had to ask ms su for some haha so funny and then when we all assembled there they said that the match was cancelled and so we were going back to school for training we were like HUH? so we headed back to school and did our stuff and yeah saw melanie sue huey and alysia and carol i think couldnt figure out who they were as i was running
yup so to conclude the day....... IT WAS BORING!!!

JELLY:)
ps. people pls post and be enthu like our old ah ma !

HELLO, FRIENDS (:
Hehee I remember how last year since I was chair I felt obligated to post then I always felt so sad cause I was the only one posting on the 1M blog ): SO! I have decided to cheer ahma up! ;D Haha, see how awesome I am :D :D
Wow, today was like sooooper slack loh! Like seriously. We basically just had IT! I mean SS was like a total waste of time in the IT lab, then I was excused from PE and the rest of the good periods :D Heh. PE looked fun though ): Mr Ng doesn't know my name, he calls me netball girl ): Hehee, I have no idea what muscles he's taught you all. He seems reallly scary! Yet sensitive :P Hahaha.
I actually don't have anything to say, I'm just crapping. OH MAN I NEED TO BATHE ): I just realised I'm still in my PE shirt. Heh. Smelllyyy ):
What homework hmmm? We have damn a lot of projects la. Let me think :D

• Gold Cadillac if you haven't presented!
• LA Newspaper thing
• Social Studies
• Life Science Powerpoint thingum
• Project Work!

Hmm, that's it I think. What else? OH. Learn tingxie ): I hatteeee tingxie. HATE. I hate chinese, in fact. I'm gonna fail ): The lowest score for chinese is reserved for ME! (: Well, it should be a sad face shouldn't it. Heh.

All right. I'm going to bathe now! My moral duties have now been done :D

Hahaha, JEANNE THE LEAN MEAN BEAN TEEN KEEN QUEEN!

Haha, you know some people thought my name was pronounced JE-ANNE? :O

Ahma's back by popular demand (okay not really).

FRIDAYFRIDAYFRIDAY!!! :D

I've decided to stop typing in caps. Because sometimes they appear horribly huge and ugly haha and scare you away ): So the week was quite okay, except for the killer HCL test. If i ever past the test, someone should give me a bumper sticker saying: I CAN DO ANYTHING; I WENT THROUGH HCL. PE was, in simple, super crazy fun. By super crazy fun, i mean super crazy fun. But lethal. The frisbees are murder weapons that slice your head off and make you want to run away. But it was cool (: Now what was that funky new muscle we learnt today?

Mosquitoes (and i say this word for all its worth) like me. I got a freakin' huge mosquito bite on my knee, and my toe feels itchy(Heads, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes, knees and toes okayokay i'll stop). The day my mosquito friends stop coming after me is the day the mosquito clan loses thousands (: FLY SWAPPER, SHIELDTOX. HAHA, Bring it!

I finally understand. I am weird. I laugh when everybody else is quiet, and don't get the joke when everybody is laughing. Take yesterday as an example. Project Work, mindmap presentation. 'Perfectly Sane' start, 'Mad Chicken' happyending. Byebye melissa's dignity, hello weirdo-meli! HAHA Delia claims i snorted (did i?) and started laughing to myself, which activated her laughing stroke, which led to a spectacular laughing duo. IN FRONT OF THE CLASS! ): It lasted 10 seconds; see the wonders of self-control? Oooh, do i hear an encore? Sold out, friend! Sold out.

DEAR DEAR KIDDIES! ANNOUNCEMENTS!

• JEANNE, ZOE, JO EE, JOYCE AND MONICA TO REMEMBER TO BRING YOUR $ FOR YOUR FLOWERS!
• $1.50 TO ALYSIA-THE-MONSTER! THAT IS IF YOU HAVEN'T.
• PAPER HEARTS! GO LEARN HOW TO FOLD! I SHALL TOO! BUT I LEARN SLOW YOU SEE, ORIGAMI DOES NOT COOPERATE WELL WITH ME ):

Must. Get. Sleep.

ENJOY YOUR 2 DAYS OF LIBERATION!

melissa, out.